![]() Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.Ī woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.Ī man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.Ī woman has the last word in any argument.Īnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.Ī woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.Ī woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.Ī man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.Ī successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.Ī successful woman is one who can find such a man. ![]()
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